NYC on 35mm Film

in all of 2025, two New Yorkers have been killed on the subway. in comparison, two New Yorkers were killed *last night* in a single car crash in Chinatown. why doesn’t Sean Duffy care about that?

East Rutherford

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.

“godspeed” is just “inshallah” for white people

After November it will be known as Lake Mamdani

secret evil 5th thing: energy drink people

one of my minor crank takes that will never get anywhere is that humanities classes should be culturally allowed to fail students. humanities don’t have weeding or filter classes the way stem gets to. it’s not that the matter is less difficult but the standards to pass are lower

NYC, Newark, New Brunswick, Hackensack

Anyone who still mentions the hostages first in 2025 isn't morally serious

this feels like a Mayor Eric Adams quote

“Whoever is born in New York is ill-equipped to deal with any other city: all other cities seem, at best, a mistake, and, at worst, a fraud.” Happy 101st Birthday to my fellow Born-New Yorker James Baldwin. He was right about us.

before i begin my presentation, i would like to acknowledge that we are gathered here on future chinese land

Children being loud and annoying in public is a small price to pay for living and participating in society. Everyone goes through this cycle and you too were once that child. We can’t just lock them indoors. Chest it, sorry.

just admit u didn’t watch the movie bro

I'm a bit late to this one but: if you go by economic impact America's fourth city is obviously San Francisco, but if you go by cultural impact it's a tie between Boston and, hot take, New Orleans

well yes, go move to LA or something

chegg >>>>

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?