an office job that requires you on-site 5 days a week reeling you in with banter like this

Confirmation that all the England fans I heard in November singing “we’re on the toot with David Coote” are in fact nonces

Received this from next door. So ominous

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Football’s Jack Whitehall with another hit tweet 🥰

What purpose does making this a video have? Why would you do this?

MUNDIAL

Found the only submission to this trend without any class (solidarity), quality or wit

Lots of claims that the EFL will ruin this but I’m sorry to say there’s absolutely no way we’re learning all those words

Still managing to blame his own player and be self-obsessed when doing a ‘classy’ tweet

It’s actually because all the scouts read comments online from fans and are fooled by their very cunning pretence of saying he’s crap.

Very funny all this palaver about cricketers getting pissed. Who cares? That’s the whole point of their sport!

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When this nobhead says “the math ain’t mathing” he means “the math ain’t ma thing”. I assume the Fr is short for Fraud?

This is what Cash Out is

I don’t wanna reread these again until Winds is announced (lol) but gods it’s good

If the Greens are really serious about winning, they need to acquire a weird clique who have absolutely nothing in common politically with the rest of their members, and completely despise all their voters, and they need to put this clique in charge.