Alright. Where we going.

.@jakethesciguy, ava! 🦕 follow my bluesky instead its in my tweets, @WickedyChickady, and Shiney_Games make up Team Junior Apprentice Wizard Spawn (or JAWS for short)! Catch this team at the 4v4 Lockout Bingo Tournament on Friday, June 30th at 6 PM ET!

Very excited (and a little nervous!) Come hang out with me and the pals :)

It's time!!

it’s utterly insane the shit straight people get away with that LGBT folks would be dogpiled for

giveaway time before twitter dies ( ´▽` )ﾉ💖 winner will get to choose any 5 items* from my store (teletelo.com) & I'll ship em to you for free 🫶🫶 just RT to enter!!! ends july 14!!!!

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

Watching Barbie and Oppenheimer the way god intended

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke the dizziness starts at 5am

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

I would pay real money to see this.

If you are not a scientist, and you disagree with scientists about science, it’s actually not a disagreement. You're just wrong. Science is not truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

Can someone come pick me up? Im in Canada

Barack Obama: 0 felony charges Hillary Clinton: 0 felony charges Joe Biden: 0 felony charges Donald Trump: 78 felony charges

spring: depressed in a hopeful way summer: depressed in a manic way fall: depressed in a nostalgic way winter: depressed in a depressed way

took ya long enough #griefcase #PokemonBrilliantDiamond