That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

I love football.

Some personal news. I’ve decided that I’m going to train to become a competitive darts player in 2025

What team would ever be dumb enough not to pay Saquon whatever he asks for

EAGLES ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL PLAY THE SONG, GO BIRDS 🦅 MILLION $ WORTH OF GAME | GILLIE DA KING

The #Eagles rushed for more TD in the NFC Championship Game (7) than the #Cowboys did all season (6).

Well that was fun, these dudes are ridiculously good! GO FUCKING BIRDS!!

I feel attacked

Saquon Barkley was asked what his favorite play of the season was. "I wanna say the snow touchdown against the Rams. But then I forget I jumped over someone backwards." #Eagles

Not nearly enough grease to stop me

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm. Have a great night!

It’s Friday and it’s sunny out ☀️

Ladies and gentlemen, we made it. The start of the NCAA Tournament is exactly one (1) milk gallon expiration away

It’s Friday and it’s sunny out

Axis powers type of Friday

Tyrese Haliburton is three wins away from me saying he’s better than Chris Paul all time by the way.

It’s Friday and it’s sunny out