How many months does it take for your virginity to reset...because I think I'm there 🤣🤣🤣

David Lee Murphy, Alan Jackson, and Koe Wetzel should form a country group called David Alan Koe.

I like to knock 20 bucks of my roommates rent here and there. It's an even trade for all of his beers I drink 🍻🤣

Flew all the way to St. Louis for a Busch Light. Tf was i thinking.

Sleeve progress. Bottom half is pretty much done with shading. Next session finishing the top half shading and starting line work on other pieces

A habit that'll kill you faster than any drug is thinking that other people care about you as much as you care about yourself

getting accused of something you actually didn’t do hits another level of anger bro I swear

What kinda voodoo shit you doin to come up with this 🔥 Dylan Wheeler

We didn’t deserve Nirvana

Us: 2020 is gonna be our year *3 months later*

I just fell in love with a bad bitch Told me that she love me too, baby, I'm not havin' it

The perfect quarantine schedule, 4:00 - Wallow in self pity 4:30 - Stare into the abyss 5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one) 5:30 - Jazzercise 6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again) 7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

My dating life was absolute shit before #COVID ....now its just non existent 😂😂

I think I’ve lost my fuckin mind.

Koe Wetzel For those of you looking for the insta story ur welcomeeeee

Twitter is just a drunk diary.

Biggest pimp to walk the face of the earth was Willy Wonka, homie flexed on everyone.

Disappointed that Casey's thought it was a good idea to call it "SoDa🥴" and not Pop......