Okay so which ever of you fuckers bought my thank you bag font pansexual sticker thank you

For the record I will gladly accept #fanart of this man. His name is Con

Hey Twitter so I'm $600 in the hole and my bank account is treating to close down my accounts Please help! venmo.com/u/perpetuallyC… #help #crowdfunding

Sometimes my fiance goes to the local food 4 less and buys all of their valerian root and it's v funny to me

Just a reminder that if a cat doesn’t like something you’re doing with/to them, they have multiple loud, painful ways of letting you know. This long’un is just vibing here.

Ok self promo moment My bank is doing this thing where if someone signs up with my link my bank will give me $50 And if I have have 3 people sign up it'll be enough for me to get my first tattoo It's totally free to set up an account. Literally. ally.com/referral?code=…

And I do mean it's free. When I signed up to this account I had no money deposited, and I actually still have a balance of $0 in one of my accounts without issue So if you're broke like me plz help a dude out and get a very nice bank

saw people drawing their own versions so i thought id make a blank version while drawing my own feel free to use it if you'd like it for your own ocs/characters etc! #helluvaboss (this is only for fun ! ^^)

The boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I have IBS induced diarrhea on company time

Cis men you gotta treat public restrooms better. Tell me why I go into a bathroom right after a dude and theirs literally shit caked into the seat?

So my friends are encouraging me to write a smut book based off of a dream I had. And of course I'm doing so, but for a bit I had everything for the MC picked except for the name so when I started writing I just put ??? In place of MC's name. Deeply funny imo.

9k Twitter don't fail me now. Is it

Hey Twitter fuckers Do my survey? It's just what you think each us state is famous for docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

WHICHEVER OF YOU BRITISH FUCKSDAID WASHINGTON STATE WAS OUR CAPITAL DM ME I WISH TO CORRECT TTE MISINFORMATION