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When I'm in a local coffee shop and I overhear a work meeting and one of the people they just mentioned is one of my clients.. like is there some tea I need to spill at her next haircut??

After today, I only have 2 more weeks of no travel. I've only been working 3 day work weeks throughout this holiday season and this is self care. People asked if I had any additional dates and I said NOPE. I'm just going to cherish it all bc I have 7 flights scheduled in Jan 🙃

Note to self: don't go grocery shopping the day after Xmas when all the goods are on sale and you're about to get your period. Basically my period went shopping today. But she saved money 🤑

I love Celebrity Jeopardy clues. They almost makes me feel confident enough to take the quiz and think I'm smart enough for real Jeopardy 🫠

I turned into a couch today but managed to put a bra on just before 7pm. 2023 is as chill as I hoped it'd be 😎

Hotel night crew people are a different breed. Just asked my front desk what kind of bagels they had and he goes well there's light sprinkles and dark sprinkles. What 😦 Then I asked about the pastries and he was like umm not sure looks like some kind of red one? Again.. WHAT

I'm convinced that Gen Z doesn't know older pop culture not bc they're young, they're just simply uncultured. A girl in my seminar last night said, who's Missy Elliott? & she's in her early 20s. They love the trends that have resurfaced but know nothing about their origins 🙄

ICON is and understatement. One day I will get to see you live Missy Elliott .. both times I've bought tickets the shows got canceled but one day it's gonna happen 🫠

Why does healthy food cost so much more than junk food? Specifically smoothies. They should not cost $17 especially if I'm still hungry after.

OK OK.. I'll watch this episode even if it's in like season 42...

Must've been a new drug drop last night cuz the light rail was not the vibe this morning. Would like to not spend $50 on an uber and use the light rail but I'd like to get to the airport without having to be vigilant sometimes. Sound Transit - 🚆 🚈 🚍 the light rail sucks.

Why have I never tried press on nails before? My work schedule + these press ons, saving money and making it look cute too.

The most annoying person in a workout class? The hungover "WOO!" girl 🙄 Mackenzie, get your woopwooOoOoops out of here.

Part of me wants to use the soaking tub in my hotel but also it's in Vegas during the peak of conference season so maybe not... post pandemic and people are still nasty if not even less clean than before. Talked myself out of that one real quick.

Social media is a bunch of corny ass people trying to prove they give a shit about something but go about it in the most 🙄 way.

Dear male uber drivers, Can yall please shower and brush your teeth before you start your work day? This is not a roll out of bed, WFH situation. We can smell you and you smell stale and unkempt 🤢

Why do I always want asian food when I travel to cities that barely have any people of color?!

I'm grateful for the community of friends we have 🖤 we wouldn't be here and have these experiences without them 🙏

Why does #Seattle public transportation love having fabric seats? Can't we just have a non porous surface for chairs so it doesn't absorb all the mysterious wet smells and actually disinfect them? I want to sit but I don't know where the stench is coming from!!