"Shut up, this place is basically trash." Surprise, surprise sis. x.com/LucklessBeaut/…

"But the odor of death has followed." The deity scrunched her nose in distaste. "Or is that just you?" She comically added. x.com/LucklessBeaut/…

"Bet you're missing Hades' cozy side now, huh?" x.com/ofgreekmyth/st…

/Only/ stare? Pouts. x.com/FilodoxosIroas…

Alright we all know this whole being nice thing isn't going to work and is starting to get boring. Time to open the box again. Figuratively speaking.

"Looking pretty, sis." Pretty decent. x.com/LucklessBeaut/…

"Alright." Pandora passed around with a tray of shots for anyone to take. "Sobriety isn't entertaining people. Wake up."

You just seem as if taken out from a birthday card. Or a fairy tale. x.com/AdroitLionhear…

"Of course. You learned from the best now, didn't you?" x.com/LucklessBeaut/…

Pouts. What if she promised this ending was different? x.com/FilodoxosIroas…

And he's smart too! x.com/AdroitLionhear…

"Why don't we make Underworld a foster home now don't we?" Notice the heavy sarcasm.

"Feed them to the harpies. Or Cerberus!" She's just kidding. ...Half. x.com/UnmercifuI/sta…

Pandora rolled her eyes offering half a grin. "They're going to die of hunger and it's going to be your fault." Regarding her second statement, Pandora shrugged her shoulders. "Perhaps not /daily/, but every once in a while..." x.com/UnmercifuI/sta…

Finally we can agree on something. x.com/OfLoveAndEnvy/…

Pandora was quick to snatched the figurine from his digits, eyeing it carefully with great curiosity. "You're good. Not as good as Hephestus but good enough. You're bored? Have you met the island yet?" x.com/SiredToDragons…

My twitter family: Parents: @LucklessBeaut @Improbuscent Spouse: ℋᴇʀᴀ. Children: ℋᴇʀᴄᴜʟᴇs ℋᴀᴅᴇs via tinyurl.com/mytwitterfam .

MY CHILDREN I CAN'T BREATH x.com/lnsouciantly/s…

We all know Eris is my one true mother. x.com/lnsouciantly/s…