If you don't want me at my Loist, you don't deserve me at my Peakter.

Mom: I think I gotta break things off with this guy. He blew up coral reefs when he was in the navy. Me: WTF Mom: The sad part is, that's not even why.

I have become the most sleepiest of boys when driving alone for long trips so I developed a cringe yet effective way of staying awake. Listening to NorthernLion tier lists, pausing after each new item is introduced, and out loud giving my rebuttal/ reaction.

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Every campsite needs a giant, old ass, bear of a dog.

Coworker said my biceps were big and it gave me butterflies.

Vasa

Top 10 tweets of all time

A coworker just told me she thought I was taking steroids for a year now because I told her I used creatine in 2024. Lol

Toph after breaking out of that metal cage.

Shidding on company's dime as a little treat.

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Thankful for the Cobblemon 1.7 update.

This shit was so peak mannnnnn

Can someone put impact frames on this?

We are not fucking back on the Hobo Johnson arc damn Twitter is some ass.