How I feel when my teacher walks up to my desk and asks me a question while I have 5 lower deckys tucked in bed

#shrink my school and #expand HBCU colleges

Glad I went to history class today. Watched a history channel documentary about the revolutionary war. #shrink if u want but there’s something about watching patriots whoop up on “spud and tuna” people that gets me fired the fuck up.

Hockey announcer just said “I don’t mean to glaze him to much” lovin this shit. #trump #straight

Anyone mind if I have myself a day. Been stressed about having a thot daughter. #gayson #lank

Like a month to a flame! Foreigner on speaker phone yelling in public. These guys can’t just help themselves can they? #howdidhegetbyTSA

Just got that ad for stopping harassment to college athletes if a bet doesn’t hit, or some bullshit like that. But I’m sorry, if ur a college athlete getting paid millions and u suck I deserve to be allowed to threaten your whole lineage. #anglereese

“No it’s irresponsible to do a Star Wars marathon a day before a test u haven’t studied for!” The commie left screams as this lil cracka has himself a night

Confused on what to do here? May just pinch one out into the sink.

This found its way into my Togo box this morning (I probably maybe didn’t steal it). It’s a banger #lank

Normalize giving 0 dollar tips to bar tenders if the not a big titty blond

Take the call off speaker phone in public u foreign fuck

My wife may have left me, but keystone…. Keystone will never leave me.

Only good thing about internship is it gives you time to listen to Joe Rogan podcast.

Id literally pay my annual salary just for a sniff

Dirty birds are winning the Super Bowl #sydneysweeneygoodjeans

What 15 red flags in that hoe app feels like. #trampledbyturtles #pbr