Shout out to the Cherry Cobbler that usurped my Xmas list on my mom’s recipe note card.

tell me you’re in your 30s without telling me you’re in your 30s

blasting tf out of paradise by the dashboard light today

At what age does one start pronouncing the "day" sound in weekday names and replace it with "dee?" All I'm hearing from the olds in my family is Mondee,Tuesdee,Whenzdee,Thursdee,Fridee, etc.

A cool thing about living in Richmond recently is discovering the latest unattainable beauty standard that is the "Girl featured in Dear Neighbor's Instagram."

“Wordle used to be fun!!!” -@IAmChrisKessler angrily, from the other room.

In a production vehicle on the way to Juarez, Mexico and Wagon Wheel has the absolute audacity to come on the radio? Can a Virginian broad ever escape the clutches of this song?

Thought I was ugly turns out I just needed an eyebrow wax. 🙏🙏🙏

Just calling it early that ppl will be saying “it’s giving Thanksgiving” come this November.

5 Mocktails That Are All Shrimp Cocktail: ow.ly/Hf7I50KuU4H

The wellness girlie to TRADwife pipeline sure seems to be getting shorter and shorter.

Can women just *live*

Food blogger anxiously toggles between Calvin Harris or The Chainsmokers before ultimately choosing Kygo remix as the musical score of their crockpot chili recipe Instagram reel production.

Can we not refer to advertising concepts or territories as "fertile" please.

Doen is selling these dresses for $300.

you know what I love to be? behooved

emotionally im here (phophelia)

recently discovered that you can simply make yourself a shirley temple. no one can stop you. you can have grenadine in your own home