that’s showbiz baby (call your friends in la to see if they’re ok)

american beauty, but it’s a SHEIN bag floating across four lanes of traffic on the 10 west trying to get to santa monica

succession finale is like avengers endgame for people with untreated mental illnesses

still haven’t gotten my visa revoked

turns out barbie is a movie about stopping ken from doing january 6

George when he saw Lando jump the start #F1 #SaudiaArabianGP #SaudiArabiaGP #P1

born too late to remember Princess Diana, born too early to grow up in a post-monarchy world, born at exactly the right time to start baseless internet rumours that the Princess of Wales has spent the last three months playing an incredibly long game of Dungeons and Dragons

me leaving challengers

Pipe down shawty you’re in the presence of an AMC stubs a-list member

Bitch I’m back out my coma.

👉YOU JUST GOT A TICKET 🎫 TO 🔛 the kamala 🥥🌴train🚂 ! the bar car 🍷🍸is OPEN🍾, the conductor 👩🏽‍✈️ is xanned up 💊🤤, and we just hit 🤙💥a cow 🐄 🐮without even slowing 🐌 down 😅! fav ❤️and send 📬to 🔟 friends or you’ll fall 🍃🍁into a K HOLE 😵‍💫🕳️forever ♾️!!

Median voter

for the LA Olympics they should just parade everyone on the 405

manifesting no points for vcarb for the remainder of the season

I hope this email kills us both

GUYS nara smith is about to make an F1 team for Franco Colapinto from scratch

New work! Wrote this one with fairfax buchanan banks

20 second penalty. community service. swearing ban. had a temporary bedtime. cars ass. oh this diva

BestfriEND. BoyfriEND. GirlfriEND. It all ends. But you know what doesn’t end? THIS STUPID FREAKING SÃO PAOLO GP!! Retweet if u cried