Sorry I greeted your dog before you. It's good to see you too.

Hardening your heart won’t heal it

Going to take a nap. Might wake up in 30 minutes or 30 years 🤷‍♀️

⚠️ Views may be distracting from the road. #jacksonhole #jhdreaming #findyourpark

I really need to get a snowblower to use at 7am on sundays. Said no sane person ever.

It’s rare that you find someone with enough emotional and mental patience and maturity to work through shit with. Like actually communicate, and lose their ego because they value the connection more than their pride. You gotta leave your ego at the door in love. It’s a must.

I need a whole other day to do absolutely nothing

You know what's sexy? Using you're/your, correctly.

Hear me out: A room at work full of puppies you can play with when you get stressed out

the only thing I use the calender app in my phone for is to set reminders to cancel all my free trials in time

Today we send our highest gratitude to all of our Veterans who have served and continue to serve our country. Thank you for your service! #VeteransDay

Nothing says midlife crisis fail like not being able to get in and out of your new Corvette because of your bad back and knees.

Tell me the story of the first time we kissed. I know I was there but I like your version best.

We are going to a brunch that I’ve been excited for the past few weeks. I can’t wait for the copious amount of food and all the different choices available. You’re damned right I am wearing leggings for this.

It's all about who you want to nap on Sundays with

Sometimes the people who complain most about the world are the same people who contribute least.

A peloton bike cost $2,245. Thats 4 years of a gym membership that costs $50 a month. And all you are getting is cardio

new chapters can be everything.