thirty, flirty, fork-lift certified (@lizziemcgiuire) 's Twitter Profile
thirty, flirty, fork-lift certified

@lizziemcgiuire

we all have but one ass to shake | she/her

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happy (@abjectbaby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One time i found his ex wife by studying his stories and mentalizing her psyche and imagining a tweet she would come up with. I predicted the tweet word for word and it landed me on her page. People are nothing.

Julie Greiner (@julieabridged) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i can’t view Ariana grande as a live action comedy lead because she no longer reads as human to me in a way that I think she would probably be really flattered by

chris evans (@notcapnamerica) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING

I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING
B (@itgirib) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if i was selena gomez i’d go in my bathroom and watch bieberchella wit airpods on and the sink running idk how she doing this shit

inshallah girl (@ukeoppie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ur molester friend dies, and then you get beat up by the only person of color you know, and finally you lost bisexual trade to a sexy pedophile. Why is Louis Tomlinson’s life literally Naruto’s