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plz boycott this. they made a movie about me and didn’t pay for my life rights…

i wasn’t convinced... those eyes have watched fruit love island

One time i found his ex wife by studying his stories and mentalizing her psyche and imagining a tweet she would come up with. I predicted the tweet word for word and it landed me on her page. People are nothing.

Kinda shit u tweet when the weather is over 80

changed television forever

for a dollar name a woman

jack antonoff and lorde

i can’t view Ariana grande as a live action comedy lead because she no longer reads as human to me in a way that I think she would probably be really flattered by

We only got like 10 new sentences left

literally just hydrogen bombs no coughing babies

I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING

if i was selena gomez i’d go in my bathroom and watch bieberchella wit airpods on and the sink running idk how she doing this shit

obama on the lowest of keys being pressed he not the baddest bitch in the room

trying to eat healthier and discovering everyone is starving themselves and also eating greek yogurt with every meal

bratz recreate maddy perez’s look in euphoria

Ur molester friend dies, and then you get beat up by the only person of color you know, and finally you lost bisexual trade to a sexy pedophile. Why is Louis Tomlinson’s life literally Naruto’s

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

me and somebody’s dad at work

This lady has been putting belt to ass