Jesus called but I wasn't there, he left a message on my answering machine just to tell me how much he cared

Lmao me with my Keurig with the single cup & coffee pot ☕💃

Me. I'm the problem 99% of the time.

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My offer still stands on having all this man's babies 😌

🤤🤤 RIP over Walker any day

My god 🥲

It’s GIF time! What GIF best explains how you feel about the Royals’ season? We’ll start:

If we play "7 & 7" at 7:00 on 7/7 will Turnpike come back?

I cannot stress this enough - Best movie ever 💃🤠

THE country music group of our time 😢 Turnpike Troubadours

A Christmas miracle 🥺😭

You know what to do, #ChiefsKingdom! Every RT counts as a vote for QB1 😤 #ProBowlVote + Patrick Mahomes II

Don't like it. Not picasso. 😬

Pissin in my yard ain't gonna make yours any greener ☺

Sunday’s are reserved for Brunch and deep fear of the week ahead. Enjoy your bagels and existential dread.

Can they both lose? 😪