microdosing what it feels like to be a strong confident business woman by taking the word "just" out of all my emails

Prepping for the party

Can’t be me

My favorite part of the last of us is that the villain is mushrooms.

Greens, greens, and nothing but greens: parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery, asparagus and watercress and fiddleferns and lettuce—!

What would you tell little deadname? #rupaulsdragrace

You’re always grateful.

only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?

Wait no line for the women’s room at Kim Petras??

Kim Petras bathroom lesbian paradise

Do the people who still print out their Amtrak tickets also pay for groceries with checks?

i am addicted to having an appetizer of sleep on my couch before moving to my bed for sleep entrees

Category is: motherboy

SATC sequel title ideas: And there you have it! And there it is!

Drag Race. All Stars? Nein

The rise and fall of a Midwest brat

Sabrina the teenage carpenter

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans Fly Eagles Fly

Everybody says don't, everybody says wait, everybody says can't fight City Hall, can't upset the cart, can't laugh at the King! Well, I say, try! I say, laugh at the kings or they'll make you cry.