"Writing a death threat and dotting all the i’s with little hearts."

"Everyone wants me." Points to the wanted poster with a sketch of them on it. "They just can’t get my snout right."

"Lusty argonian maid? I think I’m too cute for that."

"The best things in life have the most calories."

"This is literally the most cry for help a cry has ever been for help."

"Increase your affinity with a pathetic wet creature."

"What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain troll? Killed. You get killed."

"Due to personal reasons I’ll be going feral."

"Don’t know if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster, but it sure is fun to feel a part of something."