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Lizards Delight

@lizards_delight

meat 4 the jat

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life is small & bulbous u can eat it for a lunch life is sweet life is gritty and dry life has a crunch life is not fuzzy, like a head full of hear life is smooth, lifes a bald guy, lifes a pear -life poem

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PERNICUS jack the bonsku🗿 GORDON RAMSEY: fuck me. our planet is so beautiful, the cities sparkling like decadent drops of gold. and the clouds: ribbons of white, marbling in a wagyu steak seared to perfection. mother earth has really outdone herself today GROUND CONTROL: gordon

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Lizards Delight jack the bonsku🗿 GORDON RAMSAY: Fucking hell. Every calorie in every meal ever cooked came from the energy of our mother star. Michelin stars are meaningless in the face of the cosmos, they are pale lifeless imitations of their namesake.

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estonians? what do i think of them? I think they are one of the 3000 constituent republics of the Earth Planetary Socialist Federation 😐👍

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what to do as a tourist in estonia? well hate to sound like a broken record but you can always check out their fraternal communist party. after all it is one of the 3000 constituent republics of the Earth Socialist Federation of Humanity

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you're in Ibiza, live a little. check out the headquarters of the local communist party, or the Balearic Islands Institute of Science

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Lizards Delight ah sunny las vegas, time to visit the provincial party office and spend some time browsing the international museum of illegal antisocial activities

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frank doyle is one of the worst monsters to ever live. the stuff i'm reading about him, the nightmare he put the mythbusters through is utterly horrifying

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this may look impressive but at the end of the day the average american is fat and constantly belching and scratching his bellybutton and yawning while looking at the sunset and then falling through the balcony

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i hate america as much as the next guy. but if a canadian dares talk shit about america i will reveal myself as an ugly stinking troglodyte. just an ugly disfigured hunchbacked jingoist cave dweller with a repulsive odour and i'm fat and stupid and have no sense of decency

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(old timey radio voice) "you messed with the wrong airship captain, dickhead" my tin men start beating the living crap out of you and shooting jets of hot steam in your face