been chasing this high since ‘03

every day el*n m*sk wakes up and thinks about how to make this app worse

elizabeth taylor finally getting the flowers she deserves iktr

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but just remembered donna kelce is getting her house renovated

Congrats to Donna Kelce on remodeling her modest Florida home!

i’m literally reading this right now, slay

everyone loves to make fun of canadian accents but what about the way americans pronounce “shoulders”

i know they’re getting married but seeing them at an awards show together is a gag

the evolution of “my boyfriend travis” to “because of my fiancé” 😭

why am i just learning it’s spelled maddy i always assumed she was a maddie

Happy Easter to all #shoutout 🐰

produce midnights

we’re going to “don’t comment on women’s bodies!!!!!!” into an anorexia epidemic

yeah

OCD intrusive thoughts are kind of like having the Impractical Jokers in your ear but they are evil & want you to die

my boy only breaks his favourite toys (remix featuring ice spice)