r/cultivationrelationship_advice: One of my [125M] husbands [127M] keeps trying to teach our chicken son cuss words and my other husband [130M] is upset by it. How do I deal with this?

Trans rights. If you disagree, I'll destroy you.

I'm not smiling, I'm reverse frowning.

Why are you running!

Peak lord duties: -patrolling the peak -training disciples -protecting Cang Qiong -helping Zhangmen-shixiong commit tax fraud -assisting the common people

(beheads a bunch of monsters in the forest) self care

(leaves seclusion, searches the demon realm, fights MBJ, fights TLJ, returns SQQ's fan) Just being a bro.

Bad at conversation...?

(rips off a giant wolf monster's head with my bare hands) do it for the vine

Dual cultivation is only gonna get you one thing: Pleasure. The second thing: Babies. One is great, but the other one, is it worth it? I am here to tell you today, it’s not. And just to prove that, I’m gonna rip a monster in half.

Sword traffic police: sir there are capacity limits to sword rides, you can't have two people on your sword at one time Me: wait, two? SQQ: SQQ: oh my god binghe fell off-

Me: Saw you hanging out with the demons! SQH: WAIT LIU QINGGE, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! Me: I WON'T HESITATE BITCH!

Shizun: Isn't it your bed time? Young me, ready to duel him: Isn't it time you DlED?

No one knows if I have a flat ass or not because I never let anyone sneak up behind me

YQY: Good morning Liu-shidi. Me: Hey. Fuck. YQY: Woah, language. Me: I'm rude now.

another day, another instance of shen qingqiu shaking his fist at my disciples telling them to get off his lawn

[Qi Deviation Risk Level: Low.]

That disciple of yours, his base is indeed excellent. However, a fair amount with this level of aptitude are picked by the large sects every year, and in the end the number who can become truly outstanding, is not even one in ten thousand.

[RIP to lqgbot not only for dy*ng but for your last auto tweet being about Luo Binghe.]

[Thanks for the good time though everyone <3 ]