I really hope this is true 🦦❤️

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Why is paddy a useless lump? #Emmerdale

The vicar had never seen so much wildlife around his nuts #britishhumour #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #comedyvicar #dailylaugh #knit 🧶

A little added ingredient for the dads 🧁

From now on I am going to call cold days a Chappell Roan day. #nippy #GRAMMYs

The bots are really botting at the moment.

The planes are loud today 🙂 🛫 #BHX

From Saturday, the sun won’t set until after 5pm and it’ll stay that way right through to October ➡️ bbc.in/4r0YUob

I’m quite enjoying Bridgerton S4 #Bridgerton #pinnacle ☺️

I fear I’m getting the sort of face, like soft dough, that my dinner ladies had in the 80’s.

Living life on the edge today. I’ve picked my my dogs poo up with a nappy sack instead of an extra strong poo bag 😬

Ohh My Days .. Just saw this from Asda … Apparently if your single on Valentine’s Day .. You can go to Asda and pick up a RED basket and waltz around the supermarket hoping that some nice person also with a red basket will notice you and your red basket … And has Carte

As much as I don’t want to wish time away, I am so ready for February to be over #February

I’d shit myself if that flew over my house #BHX

In the midst of a power cut, it’s great. Feels just like the 70’s ⚡️

Flower for the lady? #ValentinesDay

I’ve just tripped up the doorstep and headbutted the front door 😭

Rum and raisin 😍

Nick him!