toda award season eu gosto de relembrar desse vídeo

this Never Kill Yourself-ass weather

You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you spike my cortisol

My dad had no idea what Anora was about so when sean baker thanked the sex worker community he was like "What? Does this dude just see a lot of hookers? What the fuck?"

all that james bond tribute when we could’ve gotten a full david lynch one

the fact that zoe saldana won an oscar for that "musical" performance while julie andrews went home empty handed in 1966 for the sound of music

“Land you have to kill for is not yours. Land you have to die for is.”

This is what it feels like when someone posts a gross pic of me on their story

me helping Demi Moore drag Mikey Madison backstage to steal her Oscar

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison is basically the plot of the Substance

demi moore, it should have been you

wow demi moore getting passed up for a younger brighter star someone should make a movie about this

I mean maybe at the pornhub awards…

(to the tune of low rider) all. my. friends. died in 9/11

It’s kill myself monday

can’t even conjure up an image of JD vance in my brain anymore all i can see is this

Ok Lindsay Lohan in real movie roles again when

Love will tariff apart