I feel glass of wine will make me feel much better about this information....I'll have that big one on the end right there please .

I gave birth to an actual Bratz doll! It really hurt cuz their shoes are massive. @leahkelly1603

Just gonna say it. All these new doors on every single fridge in supermarkets can fuck right off. Fight me.

“Are you wearing Lynx?” “Well smelt - Voodoo!” “Java!”

Me at my FAR training

My eyes they did not see, my ears they did not hear...until this moment.

Russian shits in black jumpsuits with yellow piping!

*Insert annual rant about "The love is gone " being cut from the Muppet Christmas Carol here.

Just sayin...👻👻👻👻(👻)

And not one person thought that the cat may be killing the elderly?like some kind of feline Harold Shipman.

Cheers for that pal!

Shes back and She sees me.

Well there's no need for that!!! Just because I've got a shit table?