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Happy #PRIDE kiss who ever the fuck you want 😝

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

Omg this is incredible

Beautiful

You’ve probably seen this in the news but today is set to be a record breaking day. I’m planning to set a world record for most loads of washing dried outside in Britain. Record is currently two, I’m going for FOUR. Wish me luck and a slight breeze.

You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.

I've always wondered... Can he see clearly now BECAUSE the rain has gone or can he see clearly that the rain has gone? And it's safe to go outside? #johnnynash

#kathyburkesallwoman best thing on Channel 4 right now. Empowering, no bull shit. Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 you are an inspiration 🖤

This is disappointing because I said ‘lady fingers soggy’ not ‘lady friends sogging’ otherwise yes I stand by it all. google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thes…

What Women Don't Like and Why: Is it Closeness or Coercion? bit.ly/2jW7jcT

.Boris Johnson lol

Nobody in Britain can believe it’s nearly October

Believe and achieve My nephew is in his 3rd year at Circomedia His talent shines through 🌟

We were gonna change the world together, but she took my last cupcake so the future of our alliance is uncertain. #HowDareYou

Word of the day is 'bayard' (1600s): someone with an unshakeable self-confidence that is rooted in ignorance.

Sadly, for the fourth time in two years, one of the benches outside our entrance has been vandalised. The two benches were presented to the people of Bristol by Post Office workers in memory of their colleagues who died in World War II. The benches are therefore, war memorials.

“Anyway, I’ll let you get on” - Translation: Please leave me alone now

Two-word love stories: Cancelled plans Apple crumble Half day Chocolate orange Empty carriage Staying in Free bar Golden retriever Jacket potato Beer garden New socks Early night Cheese board Bank holiday Pancake day Lie in Home time Ice lolly Large chips Water slide Hot tea