Here’s a smashing story. That phone alert for fuck all yesterday, which cost the tax payer millons was contracted to Fujitsu. They subcontracted it out to a company called Infosys. A woman owns it. Here’s her husband. #infosys #RishiSunak #EmergencyAlert #ToryCorruption

Ellwood, "When will we start evacuating Brits in Sudan?" Wallace, "If and when the Germans leave." Ellwood, "Sorry?" Wallace, "If and when the Germans leave." World-beating Brexit Global Unicorn Britain relies on if and when the Germans leave to bring our people back home.

What the actual fuck

nothing annoys me more than someone expecting you to be ok with something they wouldn't be ok with you doing

This scumbag was caught red-handed fly-tipping at Coopers Lane Rd coming into Potters Bar, Herts... But who is he?

at the airport in Copenhagen there were two lines for passport control- a staff member was shouting EU passports in this lane please. A fellow UK traveller said “mine has European Union written on the front” to which the reply was nope you voted yes so get in the other line 🤣

Tories are throwing their toys out the pram after Ben Elton told Britain some home-truths about Sunak on BBC News (UK) Laura Kuenssberg “It turns out he’s as much of a mendacious, narcissistic sociopath as his previous boss.”

Saver menus to help your heart disease along 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ how about saver deals from the electricity rip off merchants? Or mortgage lenders !!!

To anyone who gets a presale code for the Taylor Swift Eros tour today, and only buys the tickets to put on a resale site for hugely inflated prices, just don’t. Leave the tickets alone for the true fans.

Second only to corn dogs 🤣🤢

Will Suella be going to the jungle now?

Yessssssssss

I wonder if Fujitsu UK had a service manager, problem manager, incident manager on the Post Office contract. If they did, those people should be ashamed of themselves. #PostOffceScandal #FujitsuPostOfficeScandal

"There aren’t many professions where from the minute you arrive at an incident, you are filmed and then critiqued by armchair commentators." Commissioner defends officers after a weekend where too many were injured or faced abuse, online and in person. news.met.police.uk/blog_posts/com…

Don’t care about Anderson, don’t care about a doctored photo. I want our NHS saved, our public services saved, our schools saved, our seas saved, people no longer choosing between heating & eating. I wanna know why Tories have lined their pockets at the expense of the country.

Huge thanks to Metropolitan Police for their presence at this weekend’s Country2Country at the O2 Arena London. Huge presence and felt safe throughout. Thank you for all you do #Police #metpolice #O2London #C2C2024