My favorite winter activity is watching other people fall while doing winter activities. #WeTweet

Pretty crazy how phones used to ring and we’d answer them. #WeTweet

All GRCSU schools and offices are closed today, January 23rd, 2023 due to the inclement weather.

“Live, Laugh, Leave” would be a much better kitchen sign. #WeTweet

Batman has every piece of technology and the only way to contact him is a light in the sky? #WeTweet

No phrase has ever been worse at its job than the words “Calm down.” #WeTweet

Instead of an all-you-can-eat restaurant, someone should open an all-you-should-eat restaurant. #WeTweet

Tuesday has major still-Monday energy. #WeTweet

I’ll say it- “acai” has way too many syllables for being such a short word. #WeTweet

Everyone immediately throws out the Mac-N-Cheese box and then rereads the instructions in the garbage, right? #WeTweet

It’s not butter, it’s not scotch- what the hell flavor is butterscotch? #WeTweet

People who try to get off the plane out of order are the reason we can't have nice things. #WeTweet

For 364 days a year we tell our kids not to take candy from strangers and then we spend one night telling them “Forget what I said.” #WePost

Nothing is more confusing than finding a mannequin attractive. #WePost

Hey, cousins who suddenly have to take a walk for some “fresh air” on Thanksgiving, we know you’re just going to get stoned. #WePost

If you look around at Thanksgiving and don’t know who the family weirdo is - it’s you. #WePost

When you're at Barnes & Noble and you ask, "Where's the Self-Help section?" They should say, "You're not off to a great start."

Everyone thinks they're so cool and confident until it comes times to parallel park in front of a line of strangers waiting for a brunch table.

We have an early contender for shot of the day, and potentially shot of the championship! An EAGLE 🦅 has landed for Maxwell Moldovan on 1.