The juxtaposition of two political stories is blowing my mind… former PM gets to appoint 7 new members of the legislature… former PM resigns as MP over finding that he misled parliament 🤯

A busy night for admin on the Conservative WhatsApp groups…

I present to you this cyclist chap from 110 years ago. You're welcome.

When you're out of kibble and feed your cat a bowl of Dreamies. Is that like giving a child a plate of pick n mix for their dinner? Should I expect a visit from feline social services?

Angry Mob Reverse Uno Card.

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Will never forgive Christopher Nolan for turning an aesthetically flawless Cillian Murphy into John Stapleton.

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Just saw a doll that looks exactly like Gail out of #Corrie

He'd have left sooner but he was tying his shoelaces.

Haven't had time to attend to it today, but I received a letter about some random bloke being added to the electoral register at my address. Is that part of this hack?

WAITER: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir? CUSTOMER: Can I hear the specials again?

Me. Joining you at that other place.

I'm doing a course in gastronomy. Today we learned about Gneptune

Sinead O'Connor - Chiquitita youtu.be/a7IuSajxPNQ 🎶 Try once more, like you did before..🎶