these guys text about war plans the way my band texts about picking a set list

Trans rights are da human rights!

if you haven’t been guilt tripped IRL for dating a shiksa goddess you shouldn’t be allowed to play Jamie Wellerstein

This pollen is NOT Rizz approved‼️🤧👎🏻

“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

sometimes I get mad when the Taco Bell menu is trying out new specialties and some of you don’t take them seriously enough and then Taco Bell takes them away

Shameless Gilgeous Alexander

sorry to be a killjoy but Baja Blast coming to grocery shelves is a major recession indicator and we should be terrified

Wait some of yalls wnba teams have lost games?

they should make a bag of string cheese that isn’t individually wrapped. like they did with Reese’s

show.co/MM2IHhX

Two words: Papisse Cisse

There were 2 Democratic administrations during this time

dream blunt rotation but it’s just the cast of Bottoms

Anna Tevka would be a really cute drag persona

a Chicago drag queen named Erin Watershow

no way frisbee passed away on andy samberg's birthday. that's incredibly sad and immensely hilarious. rip frisbee pls haunt andy forever