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Linds

@limanchester_

itโ€™s all gravy, baby she/her/hers

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calendar_today07-04-2017 15:18:24

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shen the bird (@shen_the_bird) 's Twitter Profile Photo

girlfriend: now don't start weird conversations with my dad tonight me: fine [later] me: [immediately] ah rugs, the coward's carpet

Richard Beecham (@reporterrichb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Well, well, well. If it isn't the people who'd spent the past 20 years telling us not to have children if we couldn't afford them...

smerobin (@smerobin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I introduced my dad to binge watching and half way through the 5th season of Breaking Bad he declared, 'This is the weirdest movie I've ever seen, it's so long.'

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

3,450 pounds of garbage were left behind on Lake Tahoe after 4th of July weekend, which is over twice the haul from the year before. "Patriotic" Americans leaving behind thousands of pounds of trash for environmentalists to clean up is a perfect metaphor for our country's future.

3,450 pounds of garbage were left behind on Lake Tahoe after 4th of July weekend, which is over twice the haul from the year before. "Patriotic" Americans leaving behind thousands of pounds of trash for environmentalists to clean up is a perfect metaphor for our country's future.
Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A pregnant woman in Dallas was pulled over for using the HOV lane and is arguing that her unborn fetus should count as a passenger because of Texas' abortion laws. Let the mental gymnastics begin.

Nicholas Ferroni (@nicholasferroni) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Please stop saying that we need to increase teacher salaries in order โ€œrecruit the best and brightestโ€ as if the best and brightest are not currently teaching. We need to increase teacher salaries because those currently teaching deserve and earned it.

meredith ๐Ÿ‰ (@dietz_meredith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

everyone assumes that he is the one breaking up with all these 25-yr-olds. what really happens is that once a woman's brain finishes developing, she realizes she doesn't wanna be with leonardo dicaprio