ok bitch whatever. come talk to me when you’re not possessed by demons

When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:

being mad about hearing jazz in New Orleans is like being mad you see a mexican restaurant in LA lmfao

You know what. I believe it

there are at least 3 books on why this is a bad idea

this diva ran into the senator who took her healthcare away & completely CLEARED him LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

Yells. At. ME?

to be loved is to be seen to be loved is to be known to be loved is to be considered

my crashouts be valid. no regrets i actually should've done more

the fatherly urge to abandon everybody

"this what you wanted?" Her: "YeeEeEEeesSssSss!"

After traveling, don’t forget to thank God for carrying and protecting you the whole way through.

No I want some $ and a kiss

Overextending yourself doesn't make people appreciate you more.

men will ask you zero questions about yourself and then say they never met anybody like you