When your flake tells you a funny joke

Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out. Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals? #GMB

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We should not be allowing things like this to be aired on national TV with no consequences Talking about suicide/suicidal thoughts and questioning them is completely unacceptable Another persons mental health is not up for discussion AT ALL This man is just rotten

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are people reading this? FINED for “wasting police time” trying to get them to take action on her ex stalking her.... who then ended up killing her. my heart breaks

MISSING: Have you seen 21-year old Lybi Halliday? Police say she's still missing after being last seen in the Trongate on Friday 30th April at around 11.30pm. It's thought she was making her way to Central Station to get a train home, but didn't arrive home.

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Sunday platform 18 ticket for sale - £25 someone plz take it off me

Women can’t even do a 5 min walk on their own this worlds a mess

Anyone selling a ticket for Denis Sulta tmw night at SWG3. Retweet plz!!!

Maybe it needs to be repeated that I was not at my wife's bedside when she died. I was allowed to watch her die on the NHS equivalent of a Zoom call.

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Selling 2x tickets for Frazier on Boxing Day @ the arches. £30 each, RT pls xx