bleach blonde, vaccinated and ready for a fat weekend with me mates !!!!

bad things happen to good people all the time maaaaaan, appreciating life right now

oh…. i’ve woken up wrecked and now there is nothing to do other than stay wrecked until tomorrow ???

let me hear you say bank holiday eve

hi my names lily and i’m addicted to disposable vapes

why at my big age of 23 can i not stay off tiktok

a short story Ryan 1-0

I just put a £10 bet on a horse called ‘the nice guy’ because nice guys always finish last and I wanna change the algorithm- £130 return, I just flicked a switch

Gareth Bale

i feel like a used car salesman today

can you get a pet cat on pay in 3

people who don’t drink coffee can’t be trusted

who is it

sorry ?? can we just take a minute for a morrisons salad bar !!!

If I was stranded on an island I would die of Diet Coke withdrawal

swap madri out for staropramen because madri makes me go to the little girls room when i’m not in the little girls room

‘Bob Marley play alexa’

sad girl sunday spilling into monday is not the vibe

cold init