“autistic characters should be played by autistic actors” do you want misha collins to be unemployed?

i swear these teachers hate me

having a new spotify account and building up liked songs again is so fun… like building a tasty char coochie board…..

nice high beams. have u ever been shot

what I need right now is a full sugar Coca Cola so cold and so crispy it feels like I’m swallowing needles. I need a Coca Cola so carbonated it could be considered torture by top human rights organizations

[squeezing hot glue gun on her body] sorry i can’t afford candles

her praise kink vs my insatiable desire to dunk on her

my toxic trait is that i love too much and feel too deeply. also that i’m evil

Share if this is you

Microwave got some horny songs for sure

i know i have a problem because i saw this and though “hmm- i probably would.”

Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic

i hope this email finds your ballroom floor, your perfect house with rose red doors

Ngl I’m terrified of Sabrina carpenter she reminds me of toy Bonnie

he fry on my thinly sliced chicken thigh filets til i schnitzel

so unfortunately smoking cigarettes does make you look really cool. especially if you’re a girl. it really sucks about the whole cancer part because it truly looks phenomenally sick

waited til the end of the year to be sure (even tho i knew it was gonna be), here's me and my AOTY