oh hi

dad said i need to stop calling our dog a fаggot

happy valentine’s day 💞

i pledge allegiance to the fag lol. Fuck middle school

We live in a surveillance state

really obsessed w the gay guy server i just hired that calls everyone papi and when i ask how he’s doing says “u know i’m period”

two year old girl at the store keeps screaming “GAY” every time I’m in the same aisle as her

God teases new bible in new photos in heaven

polish people be like “cvzvzb ckdjzm jzk cbvznm” and it mean hi

Playing wingman for a friend at a gay bar and giving him space by chilling in the corner and a stranger just walked up to me and said “He’s probably not coming, sweetie”

Gay men in a relationship love to go to the club without their boyfriend

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The ‘Weapons’ prequel will be titled ‘Gladys.’

Ngl I thought this was the Strait of Hormuz

yall outside today:

Having a baby for a man that needs this much attention cannot be a good idea.

i read that 40% of americans don’t have $500 and stopped honking at people, these people gonna blow my head smooth off

Hey stands for Hi Everyone Yay