walked into my bosses office to quit my job walked out still employed how do i do it

packers game just gave me strokes in the medical sense of the word

my fantasy team is perennially ass because every season in week 5 I say I'm going to finally change my auction draft strategy next year but by the next auction draft I haven't taken fantast seriously since last season in week 5 so I've forgotten

Just walked through a crosswalk right in front of a not yet stopped 80 and didn’t even watch to see if it would stop for me. That type of day

Los Angeles, India, lost on a train, lostttt

thursday night football, iconic rivalry postseason elimination game involving a team that I live in the same state as, or Timberwolves preseason game #youknowwhatimwatching #basketballistheonlyrealsport #ANTTTTTTT

operating systems will have you ready to just let go

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#MuzzleTheGunn

that gif of that little yellow fucking thing doing that stupid dance fills me with such an unimaginable rage I want him GONE

anthony edwards 41 points just revitalized me bro. middy to ice the game im screaming for you goat

Everyone else hit the panic button on the wolves too early, but I am hitting it at the right time. Fire finch out of a cannon please

Austin Reaves game winner find my brain on my wall soon

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meet me in montauk

Hogging a stall at state street brats to drink beer and scroll Twitter before returning to real life

Yeah I’m peanut maxxing

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typa day where you just end up in places you got no reason to be

In the arboretum visitors center men’s bathroom wearing a wire #fed