Dating someone who favorite team is the cowboys is wild

I want to use steroids so fucking bad

i’ve came to the conclusion that i don’t want any children

dear self, you’re a bitch sign, myself

i thought it was a nigga from south carolina until he opened his mouth and it’s paddington bear

crazy how I still have my pumpkin patch virginity

The 1st biiihhhh to ever wear lashes 😆

my best friend really in a completely different state 😭

no fr 😭😭 idk why they be dressing up to talk to a wall

Me with Verizon while everyone on my timeline with AT&T is losing their freaking minds. #outage

If i say “im tired of this grandpa” just know thats a test and whether this friendship continues depends on your response

wow.

me going non-verbal after he says no

THAT IS NOT KENDRICK LAMAR LMFAOOOOO

Every Offset cheating scandal on Cardi B. — 2017-2024 A very upsetting thread 🚨

that establishment would know me on a first name basis

YOU GUYS!!!!!!

Dear papa perc, I’m sorry that your mommy haven’t cut you a birthday cake for the past 3 days cause she can’t take my success or happiness… One day you going to grow up and I hope you understand when a girl says NO it means NO and you can overcome the pedophilia blood you