I try to be tolerant of other religions but Mormonism is so profoundly fake in such obvious ways that I genuinely do struggle to respect it at all.

Goose clutch size is 2-8 eggs, but you will often see them with an absurd amount of goslings. This is because geese will pretty much protect any gosling that is in front of them, so they often end up cared for by adult geese that aren't their biological parents.

saw a TikTok comment that spelled audacity “odasity” Someone replied “crazy spelling lol” OP said “I’m supposed to know how to spell every word?” It’s gotten to a point. There is no thirst for knowledge. In fact I think you all want to know less.

my pssy safe asf

his spurs are longer than his legs 😭

"Hey remember when we were little and mom would fucking trample us on the centrifuge"

Every now and then I remember Tim Walz’s “they’re weird” campaign and how close the dems were to actually shifting the way people perceive the right in a very real way and then they just…stopped

i cannot take ruffs seriously because they just look like rené descartes to me

People with ADHD be like "I know a spot" and then start googling who the leader of Uruguay was in 1978

reminder

I’m unemployed because my boobs are so big it’s actually inappropriate in any work setting

I saw a pink moth 💗 and a hawk moth 🤎, and they warned me about the dangers of smoking 🚬.

STOP THE CAR

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

You have $4.59. What will it be American?

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

They can also have heart shaped feathers