God forbid unc gets tummy time during intro to business class

Dam Him Up

the Boots Riley discourse isn't going far enough imo. if you're actually a leftist, you shouldn't even be *watching* movies and television. the only way to actually be a Marxist is to live in a big tank like a guild navigator in Dune so that you can spend 24 hours a day tweeting

burial

NO DON'T LEAVE ME LETTERBOXD CLAYFACE POSTER

respectfully, my safety's brain is smooth

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

Only until 6 months ago did I come to find out dirty soda means something different in Mormon land bc I saw one of those annoying GRWM Mormon mom vids and she was like “time for my treat! A dirty soda for the ride home” and I was like ain’t no way this bitch is drinking lean

Cape Cod is about to look like the Blue Man Group

Air nomads were Chechen

god its so funny

Those dweebs should have been on the frontlines of the Star War poking every injured soldiers with their glowing healing fingers. The cowards. The absolute cowards.

The average California gubernatorial poll: Committee to Go Back In Time and Abort Tom Steyer Committee | 5/6/2026 IV 🟦 Becerra 1488% 🟥 Hilton 20% ⬜️Cancer 4% 🟦Tom “I am Hitler” Steyer -67% (Chevron internal)

stars

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.” CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”