… Pffft.

The amount of stress just emanating from every major shopping centre I pass is absolutely DELIGHTFUL~. So many humans that need so many things! And I’m quite sure a few of them would trade nearly anything for these new… ‘Game console’ things.

// THESE EMAILS R SO FUCKING FUNNY “Hello Demonzai,” PLEASE 💀💀💀

Good grief, I’m bored out of my mind. Not a single deal that’s been /interesting/ for the past while. Money, fame, love, sex… Where’s the fun in that? Someone, please, get a bit creative.

I’m also a bit hungry… Sacrifices would be /very/ appreciated.

Of course I have favorite humans. I have a soft spot for the intelligent ones. The ones that can have a calm conversation with a demon like myself. Unintelligent humans are weak souls and easy fodder. I do love a challenge.

(𝔰𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔷𝔢𝔰.)

For the record, most things are considered functionally blessed so long as a priest or other religious figure declares them to be so. The odds are high that the rains of Africa are, in fact, blessed. As such, I’m a bit wary of the place…

Monkeys are delightful, though. Silly little things. All of humanity would act just the same as their primate ancestors if not for the manmade concept of social consequences. Fascinating!

i just love the smell of fear.

Ah, that’s true. While my favorite scent is that of arousal, fear is a close second. I don’t have much need to terrify, I’d rather persuade… But when I do? Oh, the way a little mortal will beg and bargain for those measly few years they have left… Deliciously pitiful.

Happy Friday the thirteenth~! As a reminder, the barrier between your world and mine is the thinnest on occasions such as these… So if you need any company this delightfully dreadful day, I’m just one pentagram away. I look forward to getting to know you, my dear~…

// i also dunno what to do w/ this acc but for some reason i ONLY get notifs for my local area news on this one???? tf ????