Blaseball isn't a video game, it's a social experiment designed to see what happens when 4 Full Time developers have all of their weekends ruined for the rest of their lives

"hey what's it like to work at SIBR" (by bee / no audio / with apologies to BDG)

It's (maybe?) almost that time again folks! ☺ All you janitors and misfits, don't forget to save the date!

Pre-Patty Fox’s perfect game: 23-37 This trend puts us in party time LONG ago. Post-perfect game: 26-10 This trend puts us ~@ The Crabs’ record. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood And sorry we could not travel both We walked down the middle Never looking up from our phones

Retweeting myself in honour of my first PSL of the season

oh that seems bad

oh no

has anyone made a supercut of every podcast/show where people have trouble explaining what blaseball is

Hellmouth getting an expansion team x.com/pcgamer/status…

I made a Miami Dale shirt! #blaseball #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

i love u mills

Official Diagram from the ILB higher-ups🩸⚾️

The New York Millennials would like to win a blessing. We have prepared a formal statement to be sent to BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE management. Thank you. No more wimdy. 📱New York Millennials📱 #blaseball

Some friendships are so strong, they can even transcend lifetimes #blaseball

blaseball is wild