Lurking? Check. Oomfs? Collected. Slayed? Without effort.

unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon returns. stay mad. stay mystified

oh this broke my heart #thepitt

You seem pretty sad for a girl so in love

te metes al baño a llorar pero hay espejo:

it’s hole filling season

one time i served so much cunt that they put me in the psych ward

I knew this day would come. I saw it on the calendar

No baby he’s included

I have no redeeming qualities and I’m also a liability to have around. Do you want to hang out?

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

Boy why are you so cat

Hearing people say they've never called off work in 40 years, as someone who has called off to play outside

Being completely wonderful all day every day is draining af.