in search of someone to play game pigeon games with me 24/7

customers in Sodalish today talking ab me girl 1: that’s the girl that’s dating Madsen girl 2: really?? oh you’re wayyy cuter than her don’t even worry girl 1: yeah idk why he’s dating her 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

the pictures i take of my boyfriend vs the pictures he takes of me

2 families of NOT KIDDING 14 people each walk into Sodalicious 7 minutes before we open, and that’s when i knew. today was going to be the actual worst.

people who are really good at makeup scare me they have too much patience and they’re too powerful and just overall better than me

ginger ale is the most underrated soda write it on my headstone when i die

the line “whoever raised you ain’t do a good job at that, whoever raised you need to get slapped” is pretty messed like do NOT come at my mom just because i suck as a human the apple fell very far from the tree OK😡🤬

this tweet is dedicated to Boston Baked Beans

you know you’re tan when you look tan in black

trying this new thing where i wear my cute new shirt every day until someone has the balls to call me out on it

🌈stop posting about your study abroad every 12 minutes🌈 *spongebob hands*

girl just came up and punched the pulpit during testimony meeting :)

when i’m cold i’ll turn the heater in my house up to 375° before i’ll put more clothes on

cotton candy grapes turn me on

remember when people would say “get in my belly” to their food anyways i’m glad we as a society are past that

free my homie break lights 😔🤘🏽🚔

hi yes i did cry on my flight in the middle seat between 2 middle aged men because i miss Madsen also on an unrelated but also completely related note, it is that time of the month i won’t be taking questions

babies crying when they’re tired is SUCH a mood

i’m marrying an angel SWAGGGGGG LESSGOOOO also tru