“What’s not clicking?” I also like “Is it crack”?

all my common sense leaves my body as soon as one of my friends says “you won’t”

*opens a coffee shop where oat milk is the default and people have to pay extra if they want dairy*

The moon is in Gemini ♊︎ ☾ You may feel more movement, energy, and flexibility now that the moon moved out of Taurus. With the moon in Gemini, be curious about your emotions. Talk about it, connect with others, and notice your habits when you feel bored.

Tomorrow not promised. Be a good person in the meantime.

“Men will make fun of women who like astrology while managing a fake football team.” 😭😭😭

There’s going to be a full moon on Halloween this year! First time since 1944!

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

I will be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is

I think October bout to be a reaaaalllll blessed month.

the moon is in pisces are we crying or sleeping?

Had to hand deliver our “Grind for 9” shirt to Braxton Baptiste tonight!! He was in good spirits and is going for a checkup with the doctor tomorrow morning. Minor set back for a major comeback!!! We got you 9!!! #cougarpride #team38 #POTD

Do y’all ever just wanna tell the subway worker to chill out

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

dunkin’ is cool bc u can order the exact same drink every time and still have no idea if it’ll be good or not

So nobody felt the need to tell me Miley has a new album out and it’s an absolute masterpiece?

Gemini 🤝 Cancer 🤝 Leo Coming alive in the summer time