Reached the age where I check my emails 25 times a day and forget to text my friends back

I’ll see your Kyle Rittenhouse cleaning graffiti and raise you a Ted Bundy doing dishes.

shaggy: i can't believe we ate all the chocolate scoob scooby: shaggy: scoob?

ITS A FLY ON HIS HEAD

The fly on Pence’s head has brought me back to Twitter, ohhhh 2020 you win again.

just gonna say it. far too many seltzers on the market

an electoral map if Biden wins every state containing area codes where Ludacris claimed to have hoes

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chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

36 people were shot and 4 were killed in Chicago this weekend. It should not matter if a shooting happens on the south side of Chicago or in Boulder, Colorado. We must be OUTRAGED by both. #FixIt

I have never once opened the calculator app on my phone on the first try

#Fexi #Euphoria

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Lads Being Mates

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I’ve had enough