+3 on the road! Goal scorer: Lewis Reeve #UTS #ZebraBall

He hits every bump, not a single delay in his timing 💀

Three weeks off. Three points. Three on the bounce 😍 Humber Premier League #UTS #ZebraBall

In step 4 of the National League pyramid, Stalybridge Celtic scored 93rd & 98th minute to win 3-2 and the lad who scored the winner grabbed the pitch side GoPro... That is football ❤️ 📹 Stalybridge Celtic

The Colin 🔔 disrespect

90 minutes played and we get a free kick on the edge of the Reckitts penalty area. Tom Whiting steps up and smashes it into the top right hand corner. What a strike! It finished Reckitts 0-1 Hornsea Town AFC. Hornsea head to North Ferriby on Tuesday night in the Senior Cup.!l

This infuriates me

Poor Beavo just wants to eat his potato

Back to winning ways - First 3 points of 2024 and the goals were flowing. A strong second half showing hitting five goals after the break. Goal scorers: Dean Larvin, Caleb Smith, @AlboSherwud x2, Ben Leyland & Tom Whiting

Back to Back wins! Absolute banger 💥 from C.Smith to seal the points late on Goal scorers: L.Reeve, C.Boyd & C.Smith #UTS

Two wins on the bounce! Great ball by Kizza into Stockers who plays it across to Reevo. Great left footed finish past the oncoming keeper. 1-0 Town in the first 10 minutes.

With not much time left Hornsea Town break! Some great passing set Reevo away. He passed the ball inside to Caleb Smith, he takes a touch and unleashes a rocket into the top right corner to make it Hornsea Town 3-2 Beverley Town Reserves! Another 3pts on the board! Up the Town!

Every pub at 11am tomorrow:

Score a goal and shit ya pants same old same old

6 or 7 shags a day easy

What a way to start the season! lew with a thunderbolt into the top right hand corner. Hornsea Town 1-0 Sculcoates Amateurs

Today, I learned that bums vs. drones was a thing. It's like a dystopian version of Bumfights.

LESTER WOW - First assist in 10 years and Reevo slots it in to make it 1-0 to the town.

Henry