Oh we’re back are we?

Guess I’m as dead as this account.

Hi are you fucking kidding me??

2016 was a shit year? Excuse me, every year is a shit year here.

Take my advice, God knows I don't use it.

I'm not always a dick. Just kidding, go fuck yourself.

Screaming is against the rules. But rules are meant to be broken.

Sometimes Eren's actually useful to our strategy. Other times he turns into a Titan over a fucking papercut in my office.

Do I always wear a mask in Spring because of allergies or am I just constantly cleaning? Chances are you'll die before you find out.

Can't believe we have to relive this shit all over again.

Eren Jaeger you absolute fucking piece of moronic, disobeying dick shit.

I may not be dead but boy do I wish I was.

Me: Don't transform into a Titan without permission. Eren: dOn'T tRaNsFoRm InTo A tItAn WiThOuT pErMiSsIoN

I remember the name of every survey corps member. Not because I give two shits about their existence but because we are so few in number.

Being a cold and ruthless? That's just the Ackerman way.

Connie's pretty stupid but he takes orders under any circumstance. "I don't know what's going on here, but keep going." Good Springer.

You really should have thought about that before you became peasants.

Don't get too cocky, Hanji. You're supposed to be androgynous.

I like sarcasm. It's like punching people with your words.

Armin? More like Ar-mom.