“I DID IT!!!” First time Kaebrie has ever thrown her whip dbl on floor 🤩

-#HeartEyes

I can’t have a machine gun without jumping through hoops and getting a blessing from the crown but Timmy Taliban woke up to a shit load of free armored vehicles when daddy America went to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back.

You put in the stack of my work snacks!!! I don’t question snacks! I just take.

It rained today 🙄

87-year old man with Parkinson’s still doing sleds 💪

Getting some Turnpike by any means necessary Michelle Drake

In unrelated news… anyone interested in a short term (3-6 month) lease on an 89’ model Michelle?

Runnin the AC in December Just Texas Things

To keep things canon, we were never going to get a second season of Cowboy Bebop.

You do…

I hope the neighbors make a noise complaint on you

Getting groceries with Michelle Drake every week.

We don’t even share a blanket

Baby mama

Same thing I had last week? Modelo with salt and extra lime. Your OB said my drinking wasn’t going to be a problem.

And no, my belly isn’t the eclipse, MOM

I have to spend 1-3 nights on a small vinyl chair. Try to have some perspective 🙄

Happy due date!

Hey Xfinity Support what’s the record for being on hold? Just broke the one hour mark