Tyreek man do I have a story for you

Songs I have sang to my 3 month old baby in hopes of soothing him: -Nine Ball Zach Bryan -I Remember Everything Zach Bryan K A C E Y -All Too Well (10 min version) Taylor Swift -The theme song from the Frosted Flakes commercial in the late 90s-early aughts

“Do you ever look at your dog and think ‘who the hell are you and where did you come from?’” 😂 My Favorite Murder

Injury Update | Tua Tagovailoa has been ruled out with a concussion.

Have I listened to the KATSEYE EP 3 times while working out today? I did.

I think the worst part about being postpartum is that all my big oversized tshirts fit me normally now.

Postpartum hair loss is a real thing and it’s a bitch.

My baby rolled over 3 times today and no one saw, they just looked down and he was on his stomach all of a sudden and these pics are the only proof we have.

Look at my little professional athlete

Cheese quesadilla with Doritos cool ranch dust on top 🤌🤌🤌 I am available to cater your next event

I’m tired of BeReal I have like 5 friends and none of them ever post

I just ate a Christmas tree cake while wearing a Halloween shirt. It’s mid October.

The episode of SpongeBob where they find the baby clam and raise it is EXACTLY what being a new mom is like.

Me and my friends at the Eras Tour this Saturday night. I’m the raccoon.

imagine ur talking shii abt me and im just at home being an armadillo

Somebody tell me what this flavor is before I buy it bc I’m picky

“You’re so skinny!” Thanks it’s the postpartum depression!

I hope my Apple devices keep a running record of every time they don’t work and I call them a piece of shit.