Doubling the numbers. ֜ NOT @Real_Valkyria.֙
@letwarcommence
When the options are either fight or flight, the ones who possess the ability to soar above and beyond take great pleasure in being able to do both. parody.
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Take cover immediately. ꕑ NOT @Jade_Cargill.
@stormsurgeahead
Predicting the weather for the foreseeable future is hardly worth the effort compared to the category five storm that’s headed straight for your area. parody.
Lexi (Kaufman) Cabrera
@alexabliss_wwe
Visionary. ៚ NOT @WWERollins.
@leteveryonesing
While a prophet’s voice is meant to be heard, it’s the melody that follows behind me that serves as a true guide for those in need of greater salvation. parody.
Running a tight ship. 𖥜 NOT @CodyRhodes.
@deemednumberone
Taking lackadaisical measures to act upon a powerful yearn for attaining glory is the contrary to what is now honestly required at heart. 〆 @CodyRhodes parody.
Call upon a savior. ࿌ NOT @WWERollins.
@melodyliveson
A unparalleled maverick thrives through the misfortune of inferior combatants by burning it down, he was oriented to be luminary from his conception. parody.
Reap what you sow. ៚ NOT @Aleister_Blxck.
@notgoodnotevil
Crossing the threshold of no return comes with a risk, especially if death himself isn’t lurking too far behind to take yet another lifeless soul. parody.
Look now and never forget!「@MariahMayx parody 」
@gritmeetglamour
I’m the one they all came to see because I’m the sparkle in the spotlight—the diamond in a sea of cubic zirconias. ♡ Not affiliated with @MariahMayx whatsoever.
Laying down the yeehaw. 〢 NOT @FallonHenleyWWE
@rodeuptohoedown
parody of @FallonHenleyWWE
Austin, we have a theory. 「@_Theory1 parody 」
@butintheory
While you’re busy scrolling through hashtags, I’m out here putting in the work. Purpose before opinions all-day. ⚛︎ Not affiliated with @_Theory1 whatsoever.
Nexxt Top Role Model. 〢 NOT @MaxxineDupri
@beautyisbrutal
Look aren’t everything, they’re the only thing. | parody of @MaxxineDupri
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@aoirseu
𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓻 first forever.「@MsCharlotteWWE parody 」
@queendombound
There’s a difference between being given and born into an opportunity. You beg for moments—I am the moment. 🜲 Not affiliated with @MsCharlotteWWE whatsoever.
Diamond cut to last. ⛦ NOT @MsCharlotteWWE
@atopmyqueendom
Knowing who I am and who I want to be may appear as arrogant, but crafting a legacy like mine should serve as a clear testament to my confidence. parody.
Getting what's mine. 𖥜 NOT @_trickwilliams.
@itstrickytobeme
Many superstars and legends alike have learned that testing me is the fastest way to get sent home with a size-fifteen attachment. 〆 @_trickwilliams parody.
𖣴 Not @JohnCena.
@respectnomore
For over two decades, I’ve lived by the same three mantras. Now, in my final tenure, I simply do what’s best for business. No matter the circumstance. parody.
The EST. 𓇽 NOT @BiancaBelairWWE.
@sealedwithmwah
Bel Air 46:9 — Beware of thy Braid, for it won’t hesitate to whip a ho’. Dare not believe, prepare to grieve. All nonbelievers shan’t walk free. | PARODY.
Incomparable. ៚ NOT @WWERomanReigns.
@abovemeremen
Ascending to certain levels that the average man is simply incapable of reaching with ease should be more than a testament to my capabilities. parody.
The Epitome Of A Real Woman. † NOT @YaOnlyLivvOnce
@revengegonemad
After an arduous and enigmatic journey of self-discovery, she now stands ready to confront the world, wielding the formidable power of karma’s retribution.
The price went up. 𖥜 NOT @MontezFordWWE.
@fillupmysolocup
There’s never been an exact moment where I’ve stopped counting my blessings, up until the very moment someone is in need for smoke. 〆 @MontezFordWWE parody.
NOT @WWE.
@indeedwwe
| Raw: Mondays at 8ET/5PT on Netflix | NXT: Tuesdays at 8ET/7CT on The CW | SmackDown: Fridays at 8ET/7CT on USA Network | PARODY.
Embracing the darkness. ꕑ NOT @izzi_wwe.
@bizzibeingreal
Those that never stand the chance to become anything other than the weakest link will be the first ones to learn how they’re deserving of being culled. parody.
Resting rich face. 〢 NOT @tiffstrattonwwe
@prettymyproblem
I’m the girl next door… if you lived next door to a mansion. | EST. 2021 | parody of @tiffstrattonwwe
Guns 'n bullets savvy. ⌖ NOT GabeKidd0115.
@madderthanaerys
Pipeline for relishing danger in upbringing, step out the grueling dojo, caution personified. No warning tape could confine such threat. ╱ @GabeKidd0115 parody.
Solid beyond belief. 𖥜 NOT @NoamDar.
@hitmyfunkymusic
┊@NoamDar parody.
Moné-$an has dollars ran. ℣ NOT @MercedesVarnado.
@chequescashmone
The front cover, page one news, your most searched. Want Moné — run up your budget! Your CEO struts, and then all headlines follow. ϟ @MercedesVarnado Fan Acct.
Owning the spotlight. ֜ NOT @tiffstrattonwwe. ֙
@madefrommattel
Quickly take note of what it is you lack when you find yourself in my orbit, it’s important to know that everything in the universe revolves around me. parody.
Watch and learn. 𖢛 NOT @roxanne_wwe
@glorifymyglory
Everything I’ve achieved can’t be called into question, not when all of the legends I once admired are lining up outside my door to fittingly praise me. parody.
Bringing you to tears. ֜ NOT @YaOnlyLivvOnce. ֙
@youlivandlearn
Even if you’ve thoroughly convinced yourself you can contain every inch of your excitement, your willpower will cease to exist the second you watch me. parody.
Reap what’s sown. 𖢛 NOT @RheaRipley_WWE.
@homagetosatan
Before attempting to hurl a feeble crucifix in my direction, no amount of prayer could ever change the fact that I’m the demon that can’t be exorcised. parody.
Everything you’re not. 𖢛 NOT @tiffstrattonwwe.
@inmyowntier
If you’re looking to follow in my Louboutins, try to remember that comparing yourself to me will likely be the root cause of all of your insecurities. parody.
Built for the pressure. ֜ NOT @BiancaBelairWWE. ֙
@whipthattrick
Whenever someone seeks a fitting description of me, remember that it will always be concluded with a simple three-letter acronym. parody.
Watch your step. ֜ NOT @TheTrinity_Fatu. ֙
@lightsoffglowon
If you’re bold enough to follow the caution tape even after the warnings, you may just find me along the way; or perhaps another body outlined in chalk. parody.
Double dose of madness. ꕑ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE.
@hailtheimmoral
Secluded inside a padded room, only to ensure control is kept at all times. But in reality, all it did was shove you down another distorted rabbit hole. parody.
All vices are virtues. 𖢛 NOT @lolavicewwe.
@trytofeelmyheat
Regardless of whatever time of the month seasons have a tendency to change, this is a form of unavoidable warmth that lasts throughout the entire year. parody.
#TiffyMania. 𐚁 NOT @tiffstrattonwwe.
@lifeindollform
In a room full of wannabes, you’re looking at an original. It’s nearly impossible to duplicate the cunt-coded aura this woman has. She’s flawless! — parody.
Avoid me at all costs. ᭪ NOT @LinaFanene.
@knownformypower
The ones who broke their back going out of their way trying to overthrow me, are the very first ones who will be used as my own personal punching bag. parody.
Painting the world red. ᭪ NOT @RheaRipley_WWE.
@clawshollowedin
While parents cautioned their children about the monsters potentially lurking under their bed, they forgot to mention the demon waiting in their dreams. parody.
Don’t fear the reaper. ᭪ NOT @malakaiblxck.
@runfromthevoid
A person’s moral standpoint won’t matter in the end; as history has shown, regardless of if you’re good or evil, the mass will consume everyone whole. parody.
Weapon of mass destruction. ᭪ NOT @ZariaWWE_.
@nopityremaining
If meeting your maker isn’t at the top of your to-do list, it’d probably be in your best interest to steer clear of my warpath at any and all times. parody.
Soul Surfer. 🌊NOT @SolRucaWWE
@ridingherwave
From the gymnasium to the biggest stage in wrestling, nothing will stop this surfer chick from being the very best in the ring. (PARODY)
𝕿̲𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲. ᭪ NOT @StephenCurry30.
@rangehasnolimit
Most people won’t see your worth until you break through every barrier they tried to box you in and make your name impossible to ignore.┊No affiliation.
Dopamine-serotonin synergism. ⌥ NOT @OfficialEgo.
@upsideyourfrown
Clever as Devil. Thrice cunning, danger never came across as happily. A single bad day can reduce the sane. No lunacy here, he’s sublime. ㋡ @OfficialEgo parody.
Naughty by nature. 𖥜 NOT @tehutimiles.
@statuspeakedout
Those who willingly find themselves matching my energy eventually come to find out that my reputation of playing the field precedes me. 〆 @tehutimiles parody.
Asking for trouble. 𖥜 NOT @FinnBalor.
@hellshallcome
〆 @FinnBalor parody.
The heartbreak kid. 𖥜 NOT @WWERollins.
@mysongneverends
Locating the perfect chorus was simply just a miniature inquiry needed to help usher multitudes of our mankind to encompass utter elation. 〆 @WWERollins parody.
Playing the cards right. 𖥜 NOT @CMPunk.
@lastrebelleft
Growing accustomed to a substantial quantity of naysayers stands as a reminder that my name will invariably trend worldwide. 〆 @CMPunk parody.
Making it rain threes. 𖥜 NOT @Carmelo_WWE.
@goldfilledveins
The buzzer could be sounding off within the next few seconds, but I can still pull from downtown with ease despite all my adversities. 〆 @Carmelo_WWE parody.
All brains all beauty.
@calculatemyodds
@2KEIsLive e-fed parody. @kianajames_wwe commentary account.
Fresh out of water. ֜ NOT @SolRucaWWE. ֙
@allheartallsol
If you happen to spot a wave that will surely drown you and all the flotation devices you’ve procured are gone, my best advice is to always hang ten. parody.
⋆ NOT @SamiZayn.
@resistsdespair
@SamiZayn Fan Account. They label him. Held down, suppressed, written in as the narrative’s underdog. Resistance cannot and will not be censored. Let’s go!
Category five storm. ⛦ NOT @Jade_Cargill
@astormincoming
There’s no doubt that when I walk into a room, not only does money tend to follow behind me, but so does everyone else who wish to apply for this work. parody.
Doing what’s necessary. ⛦ NOT @OfficialEGO
@asmilethatkills
Showcasing my ego to the world comes naturally, especially when I’ve dedicated my time to ensuring that everyone around me has a diminished sense of it. parody.
𝐄mbrace the hate. ☞ Not @JohnCena.
@leadsonenation
If the price is right, even the strongest of men will side with the devil. All in the interest of what’s deemed best for business. ➥ Parody account.
Blessed with a curse. ࿌ NOT @PENTAELZEROM.
@miedosermaldito
Cero arriba, m abajo y dilo con orgullo. Estar a la altura del lema de no tener miedo y conquista tus miedos en la batalla. ⓪ parody.
Siente mi calor. 𐀔 NOT @lolavicewwe.
@myfistdontlie
Knowing how hot I am doesn’t just imply that you’ll feel my warmth; it also implies that you’ll be trapped in a situation from which you can’t escape. parody.
Cry about it. ◍ NOT @YaOnlyLivvOnce.
@outcryforhavoc
Whenever you feel like you have nothing left to live for, just take a moment to remember that I will always give you a reason to watch me. parody.
One screw, two screw. ∫ NOT @TheAJMendez.
@wiredbychoice
Occasionally seen buried in comics or facing off with donuts larger than my hands. Assigning accents to animals is just apart of the routine, right? parody.
JJ world tour. ⛦ NOT @jacyjaynewwe
@rockoutorelse
When it comes to being the influence everyone desperately needs, it shouldn’t be a shocker when the very same people line up to seek my guidance. parody.
Más buscado. ࿌ NOT @DomMysterio35.
@nomoredeadbeats
None of you have served time like I did, or become the black sheep of the family until I stepped out of the shadow to become greater than my own father. parody.
Reigning supreme. ࿌ NOT @Iyo_SkyWWE.
@soaraboveskies
女子ユダ• The sky is the limit and there’s only one genius who can maneuver her way through to the top. Call forth a fight, thou shall not disdain war. parody.
Main eventer.╳NOT @CMPunk.
@stillworldsbest
Often deemed the most controversial figure in all of the industry, there’s one thing undeniable about CM Punk: he’s the Best in the World. ⇘⇙ parody.
Where the moné resides. ও not @MercedesVarnado.
@labelmeboss
@MercedesVarnado fan account. ⇰ Monikers. Everyone can claim one but only few can actually live up to them—consider her the blueprint. #DIFY. fan acc.
Watching the castles burn. ∮ NOT @wwe_alba.
@risefrommyflame
Emerging from smoke and hellfire comes one so unholy that all cower in fear upon her arrival, causing chaos and mayhem wherever she steps. ⛤ parody.
Sinner in the flesh. ࿌ NOT @malakaiblxck.
@bredtobeevil
Not all men are created equal; the one that lurks behind this facade of horror has no morality and knows no humanity, he simply exists for all to fear. parody.
fnblr.╳Not @FinnBálor.
@onefinaldagger
An extraordinary man who does extraordinary things… doubt him? You’ll find your demise quickly at the hands of a Coup de Grâce. @FinnBalor parody.
I don’t give a damn. ⍀ NOT @boy_myth_legend.
@boyliketarzan
@boy_myth_legend, fan account.┊The thing people needed more than a hero, is someone they can blame, when their heroes let them down. scapegoatshop.com
Nobody's better. ⍀ NOT @WillOspreay
@essexcrownbruv
@WillOspreay fan account.┊
Always on the hunt. ⍀ NOT @RealColeKarter.
@toelightenminds
@RealColeKarter, fan account.┊ Born to be the best of the best. Rises quickly in the hierarchy, to reach the heavens. Unimpressed by anyone in his way.
La mas áspera. ⛦ NOT @RaquelWWE
@matchmypower
Attempting to topple immovable objects can only result in your utter demise, just ask the countless number of victims who’ve cowered at my feet.✧˖° parody.