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POV: when the lights turn on for last call at the bar and the signal on your beer goggles keep switching from 5G to LTE

wasn’t until like a year ago that i realized the classic “honk if you’re horny” bumper sticker is a pun. i guess i just always thought of it more like an informal survey to assess the current sex drive levels of the community.

how it feels using a dating app in 2025

what it looks like when i see the em dashes in your tweet

>good old song on youtube >comments are turned off >tfw no “who here in 2025?” comments

when you find out ur fave song of the band is a cover :/

communist daughter or two-headed boy son

when the bridge to the “breakfast at tiffany’s” song starts playing when i’m in the frozen pizza section at the supermarket

i’m getting high on caffeine DURING THE DAYTIME and there’s nothing ANY of you can do about it because it’s LEGAL RECREATIONALLY at a federal level in AMERICA

well, tell me do you think it'd be all right if i could just crash here tonight? u can see i’m in no shape for driving and anyway, i've got no place to go

japanese invented karaoke and for this reason i will fight alongside them no matter what. because in this crazy messed up world i still believe in honor and an honorable man repays his debts even if it costs him his life.

i used a hacker command “ls -la” that i found on a dark web forum. it revealed all these creepy hidden files on his computer. “.vimrc”, “.bashrc”, and even a whole hidden directory he named “.ssh” which contains a file called “known_hosts”...

🎶i got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone. i crashed my car into the bridge, i watched, i let it burn. i threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs. i crashed my car into the bridge. i don't care, i love it! 🎵

thinking abt some weird joke i saw where a woman on a tractor was saying she caught an std from a toilet seat but i don’t remember the setup or the punchline

in my lane, new fit, puts the lotion on its skin. goodbye horses, goodbye haters

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